Good Vibes & Happy Thoughts.

cytoplast:

you aren’t edgy and different just because you have an offensive opinion ok

slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

just-relatable:

want more relatable?
white person: how do you say my name in your language??
me: pendejo
t-h-e1-9-7-5:

// the way to my heart //

t-h-e1-9-7-5:

// the way to my heart //

phobias:

dash did a thing kinda

phobias:

dash did a thing kinda

swag:

on you

taxicar:

when u run out of things to say in an essay 

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