does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?
My mom says that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.
i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it
I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.
Somebody make this into a tv show I am going to watch every episode